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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
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I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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Everyone needs a facelift, except if you are from Brooklyn then you need a nose job !!!
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That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
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I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life my gynecologist examines me by telephone.
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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say 'My wife makes a delicious cake' to some hooker?
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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I was my own buddy in camp.
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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played Here Comes the Bride.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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