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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I hate reality shows that are not reality.
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to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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But you do have to learn, if you want to be a satirist, you can't be part of the party. Meaning, you can't go horseback riding with Jackie O in Central Park if you're going to make a joke about her that night.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
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Self-pity shortens your life.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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As a wedding gift, Ray J gave Kim Kardashian his profits from their sex tape. It's 'Something Old' as well as 'Something Blew.'
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my cousin Shirley, who never complains, screamed and screamed when she was having her baby. True, this was just during conception.
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