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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Producer
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Television Actor
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Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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