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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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to maintain success, stamina is more important than talent. You have to learn to be a marathon runner.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the rings under water. When it comes up, it's garbage. Jewish, big rings. Episcopalian big rings. Italians-the best, because they get them off of dead people, and second wives get the biggest rings of all.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.
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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
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I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
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