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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
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