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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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