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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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There's always an adjective before my name, and it's never a nice one.
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I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Better laid than never.
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!
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All Angelina Jolie wants to do is do good for people. And she was saying to me: If I could just make one person happy, Joan, I'll die satisfied. I said: Easy! Just give Jennifer Aniston back her husband.
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I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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