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Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Elizabeth
Taylor
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Seconds
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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I think it's time they knew the truth about Beethoven.
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.
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Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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Can we talk?
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With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
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If you don't want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly.
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Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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