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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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