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I hate reality shows that are not reality.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Florida wants to change the state's motto to attract younger people. They're thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
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Having a baby is definitely a labor of love.
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I adore my apartment in New York. It was a ballroom that I remade, so it's like a loft but done by Louis the Fifteenth.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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That baby is so ugly... I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a wax.
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Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young' it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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I was my own buddy in camp.
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I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
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keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: Last Girl Before Freeway.
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