Quote

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Joan Rivers

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Think
Fey
Thinking
Tina
Hadn
Tried
Beginning
Look
Looks
Good

More quotes by Joan Rivers

Image
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
Joan Rivers
Image
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Joan Rivers
Image
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
Joan Rivers
Image
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Joan Rivers
Image
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
Joan Rivers
Image
Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
Joan Rivers
Image
I love Israel for its blue and white flag as it matches my legs.
Joan Rivers
Image
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
Joan Rivers
Image
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
Joan Rivers
Image
I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
Joan Rivers
Image
Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played Here Comes the Bride.
Joan Rivers
Image
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
Joan Rivers
Image
I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.
Joan Rivers
Image
That girl had a great way of making friends, and strangers, and anyone else who was around.
Joan Rivers
Image
A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: Run your own race, put on your blinders.
Joan Rivers
Image
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.
Joan Rivers
Image
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me sir.
Joan Rivers
Image
Show business can be an addiction. ... An audience would laugh at me one night, and I would chase that high for another three months.
Joan Rivers
Image
Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
Joan Rivers
Image
There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
Joan Rivers