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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.
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I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow, which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.
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I like my politicians and my judges and my lawyers to be simple. I think if you worry about where your hemline is you're really not concentrating on the world crisis.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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If you're saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that's acting.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
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One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
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My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot going on here.
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When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
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Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young' it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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On her daughter Melissa: The only time she really cried is when I sat her down and told her that she was not adopted.
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