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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Two is company three is fifty bucks.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn't wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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I’m never without a bandage.
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Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it.
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I think we obviously need health care. Of course we need health care, but I think that it's gone too far the other way, and I don't understand it. It's gotten so complicated. The minute they made a deal with the drug companies, you know something isn't kosher here.
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When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.
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With this face, I need all the deals I can get.
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Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
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I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
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How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
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At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
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I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'
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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.
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