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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all grief is a spectator sport for them.
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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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Gay marriage, I am so against it because if all my gay friends get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts.
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Better laid than never.
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Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
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I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage I feel I am starting from scratch, still not quite sure what I am doing and where I am going, thrown by the simplest thing that goes wrong.
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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.
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How to fool yourself into feeling younger: When you go to restaurants, always check a coat and a skateboard.
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Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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Bo Derek turned down the role of Helen Keller because she couldn't remember the lines.
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Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: 'We will laugh tomorrow about this.' And you do.
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All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
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