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I have no methods. All I do is accept people as they are.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Whatever you do to recover from a loss, people will be critical because they believe that the only way to recover is their way. And you will even run into some people who should be run into by rhinos because they actually don't want to see you get over your tragedy at all grief is a spectator sport for them.
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They almost had to cancel the Oscars tonight because all of the designers and stylists are still in line in San Francisco trying to marry one another.
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You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.
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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
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I was my own buddy in camp.
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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
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Why should I cook for my husband? So he can tell a hooker I make a delicious cake?
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
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I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
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I don't mind aging, I just don't want to be a day older.
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I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
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