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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Success
Everyone
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My sex life is so bad, my G-spot has been declared a historical landmark.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
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You’re going to get what I think is the truth, and it’s going to be raw.
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old age' is always ten years more than we are.
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