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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
Female
Girl
Beautiful
Littles
Little
Comic

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Sold my house in LA, packed myself up and moved to New York, not knowing anybody. Friends are very hard to make after a certain age.
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: Run your own race, put on your blinders.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything, otherwise we're going down the tube.
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just so the guys would have something to pet.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
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Looking 50 is great, if you're 60.
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Life is very tough. If you don't laugh, it's tough.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
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