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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Stage Actor
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Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Beautiful
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After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
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Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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If two people want to get married, get married! The Victorians had a great saying: As long as it doesn't scare the horses, do what you want. And I absolutely believe that.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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There is nothing funny about aging: It is rotten and depressing. Anyone who tells you otherwise just hasn't been paying attention.
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I love the way my life has fallen into place.
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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go through menopause again.
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Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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The only street I like is Rue Honore de Balzac, because 'Balzac' sound so gay, and I love my gays. I might like Parisians more if they named their streets only for gay icons, like Rue Liza Minnelli or Rue Bette Midler or, my favorite, Rue McClanahan.
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All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
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I am so out of the loop. I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar.
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I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe.
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I'll lie still for a lot of things - but sex isn't one of them.
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I'm racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson's back when he was black.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
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I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done.
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I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.
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