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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Television Actor
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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