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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Producer
Journalist
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me sir.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
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