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Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.

Joan Rivers

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
Comedian
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Film Producer
Journalist
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Stage Actor
Television Actor
Television Personality
Brooklyn
New York
Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
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Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because everybody has done it and they all deny it. They stand there, like the Bride of Frankenstein, they've all got stitches, and they all say, 'I've done nothing.' I talk about it.
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Girls just want to have fun. Well, so do old ladies!
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I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian -- and I stand by it: He's the daughter Cher wishes she'd had.
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My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, pick up, I know you're there.
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You don’t marry for love. What does love got to do with marriage? I spit on love and marriage. You marry for money.
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I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
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Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Never buy a fur from a vegetarian.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
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I am definitely going to watch the Emmys this year! My makeup team is nominated for “Best Special Effects.”
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Dogs are easier to love than people they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
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Acting is my true love. I would like to have been a serious actor, and I plan to in the next life. I'm gonna be Meryl Streep Rivers.
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I wear the midi because I feel if you're going to look ugly, you may as well look this year's ugly.
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I have a million dollar figure ... but it's all loose change.
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