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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

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Joan Rivers
Age: 81 †
Born: 1933
Born: June 8
Died: 2014
Died: September 4
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Brooklyn
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Joan Alexandra Molinsky
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