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Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.

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Joan Crawford
Age: 73 †
Born: 1904
Born: March 23
Died: 1977
Died: May 10
Actor
Businessperson
Dancer
Film Actor
Model
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Military City
USA
Lucille Fay LeSueur
Lucille LeSueur
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My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.
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all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.
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Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only.
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Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.
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[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?
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There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!
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Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a real star.
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The 1930s Hollywood was capable of hurting me so much. The things about Hollywood that could hurt me (when I first came) can't touch me now. I suddenly decided that they shouldn't hurt me - that was all.
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Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.
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Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.
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1. Find your own style and have the courage to stick to it. 2. Choose your clothes for your way of life. 3. Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles. 4. Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good. 5. Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are!
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I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.
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I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it.
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Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. I don't believe Franchot ever for a moment resented the fact that I was a star. Possibly he resented Hollywood's refusal to let him forget it. There was never a doubt in my mind that his talent was greater than mine.
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If I weren't a Christian Scientist, and I saw Trog advertised on a marquee across the street, I'd think I'd contemplate suicide.
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You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.
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Life deals from the bottom, sometimes, doesn't it?
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While making Possessed, I wept each morning on my drive to the studio, and I wept all the way back home. I found it impossible to sleep at night, so I'd lie in bed contemplating the future. I fear it with all my heart and soul even as I fear the dark.
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