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My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

Joan Crawford

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Joan Crawford
Age: 73 †
Born: 1904
Born: March 23
Died: 1977
Died: May 10
Actor
Businessperson
Dancer
Film Actor
Model
Television Actor
Military City
USA
Lucille Fay LeSueur
Lucille LeSueur
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Four
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Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only.
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I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else
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I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it.
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Be afraid of nothing.
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Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.
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I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.
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The 1930s Hollywood was capable of hurting me so much. The things about Hollywood that could hurt me (when I first came) can't touch me now. I suddenly decided that they shouldn't hurt me - that was all.
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I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.
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Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!
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Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.
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Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.
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Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.
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all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.
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[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?
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Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.
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Mr. Cukor is a hard task-master, a fine director and he took me over the coals giving me the roughest time I have ever had. And I am eternally grateful.
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Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. I don't believe Franchot ever for a moment resented the fact that I was a star. Possibly he resented Hollywood's refusal to let him forget it. There was never a doubt in my mind that his talent was greater than mine.
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There's nothing wrong with my tits, but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces!
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