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My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.

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Joan Crawford
Age: 73 †
Born: 1904
Born: March 23
Died: 1977
Died: May 10
Actor
Businessperson
Dancer
Film Actor
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USA
Lucille Fay LeSueur
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