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If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
Joan Crawford
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Joan Crawford
Age: 73 †
Born: 1904
Born: March 23
Died: 1977
Died: May 10
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Lucille Fay LeSueur
Lucille LeSueur
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