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Dammit, don't you dare ask God to help me!
Joan Crawford
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Joan Crawford
Age: 73 †
Born: 1904
Born: March 23
Died: 1977
Died: May 10
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Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.
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Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself only.
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Be afraid of nothing.
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You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.
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all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.
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I'd like to think every director I've worked with has fallen in love with me, I know Dorothy Arzner did.
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1. Find your own style and have the courage to stick to it. 2. Choose your clothes for your way of life. 3. Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles. 4. Find your happiest colours - the ones that make you feel good. 5. Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are!
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I absolutely will not allow anyone to call me grandmother. They can call me Auntie Joan, Dee-Dee, Cho-Cho, anything but grandmother. It pushes a woman almost to the grave.
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Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.
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It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.
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[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?
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If you throw a lamb chop in the oven, what's to keep it from getting done?
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My God, I'm four hundred years old and the most I can do is look three hundred.
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Sure, I'd play an ape if they asked me. Maurice Evans did.
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I used to wash my hands every ten minutes. I couldn't step out of the house unless I had gloves on. I wouldn't smoke a cigarette unless I opened the pack myself, and I would never use another cigarette out of that pack if someone else had touched it.
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Sensitive husbands don't like second billing. I don't believe Franchot ever for a moment resented the fact that I was a star. Possibly he resented Hollywood's refusal to let him forget it. There was never a doubt in my mind that his talent was greater than mine.
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Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.
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While making Possessed, I wept each morning on my drive to the studio, and I wept all the way back home. I found it impossible to sleep at night, so I'd lie in bed contemplating the future. I fear it with all my heart and soul even as I fear the dark.
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