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Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.

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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Wandsworth Town
Josephine Grace Brand
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I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.
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I don't like doing stand-up, because I don't like standing up.
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When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
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It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.
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People can forgive each other.
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My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool.
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Occasionally, some sitcoms still stereotype women - the old dragon or the dolly bird - but on the whole we've moved away from that.
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Men are fantastic - as a concept.
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I tried to eat better too, but when you're on tour you literally just eat some hideous pork pie on the motorway on the way to a show. It's a really unhealthy lifestyle: you're up late, drinking loads of coffee to stay awake, drinking loads of alcohol because you're socialising with people.
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Wild men are so enormously attractive.
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I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad was the local vicar, and so it was expected as her best friend that I would go to church every Sunday with her.
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Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.
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So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully - which I didn't at the beginning.
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On the whole, you can have a private life and be famous. But when milestones happen in your life like having children or getting married, privacy goes out of the window.
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I don't hold any candle for drama versus comedy.
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I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
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Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's a great thing to do in my book.
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Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief.
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I think I'd concentrate on young women - particularly girls at school - and I would try and build into school curriculums much more education about relationships and how girls (and boys) can handle them: stuff about consent and that sort of thing.
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