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My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
Jo Brand
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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
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Wandsworth Town
Josephine Grace Brand
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I don't know really, it doesn't feel like it has changed to me but I think to have to move with the times. Try out different areas and not get stuck in 1978.
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Anybody who has had the pleasure of reading an article about themselves in the press, knows that on the whole, there is a huge amount of inaccuracy, value judgment and the use of a crowbar to insert editorial bias that reflects the current political leaning of that particular paper.
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Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
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When I was a nurse I never had much money, and I was still happy then.
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I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don't have to cook it, which is handy.
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If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots of people loved it. For that reason, I find comedy fascinating. There is a huge difference between what people find funny.
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I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
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I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.
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People are so different in reality from the picture created of them on TV. So it's all a creation everything is made up.
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People can forgive each other.
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As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out, that proverbial substance really hits the fan.
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