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There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me.
Jo Brand
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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
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Wandsworth Town
Josephine Grace Brand
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My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool.
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Television provokes strong opinions, and sometimes we try a bit too hard to appeal to everyone.
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Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
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I often tell audiences at the start of my shows that I'm not gay because I've got petitions from lesbian groups saying 'Can you tell people you're heterosexual because you're giving us a bad name.'
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Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.
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My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
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It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren't on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds.
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I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
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