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My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool.

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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
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Josephine Grace Brand
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I just don't like travelling very much.
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I find it difficult to judge myself, but people say that I have become a bit more socially acceptable over the years in terms of my material which apparently at the beginning - though I never really intended it to be - was man hating and now is just a bit more cuddly.
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