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I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
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Wandsworth Town
Josephine Grace Brand
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One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets.
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My mum taught me to knit when I was a child, and I turn to it, for some weird reason, when I'm feeling depressed.
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I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.
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There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
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An overweight guy went to the doctor who advised him to try a keep fit DVD. But the guy said he couldn't be bothered. “Well” suggested the doctor, “try something that leaves you a little short of breath.” So the buy took up smoking.
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You know it's time for a New Year's resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, One at a time, please.
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I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.
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Wild men are so enormously attractive.
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My mum and my husband are from Irish backgrounds so we have a lot of potatoes. Chips, mashed, boiled, new potatoes, I love them all. Even the slightly wanky ones like Duchess potatoes that go up in a little spiral.
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My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
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I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won't get Alzheimer's. I'm sure it's not true, but I do believe it.
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Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
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My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool.
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It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.
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The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
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Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.
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I think some people ramp a side of themselves up for performance purposes.
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It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren't on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds.
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It's actually very hard when you're settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go.
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I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing a good job, which is what I hope I'm doing.
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