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I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
Actor
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Wandsworth Town
Josephine Grace Brand
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Having done a normal job for 10 years, as a psychiatric nurse dealing with emergencies, I know what terrible, hopeless lives some people have. So in many ways, it's great to be able to wield the financial power that I can, and do gigs, fundraisers or give money. I feel lucky I can help out.
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I don't know if we will ever try again because those sort of things are very hard to organise but yes, I've known Doon for years and John as well but I hadn't met Will before, and he turned out to be a good laugh.
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I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
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Occasionally, some sitcoms still stereotype women - the old dragon or the dolly bird - but on the whole we've moved away from that.
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One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets.
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I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
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There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me.
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Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.
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Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.
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I just don't like travelling very much.
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When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: Here comes the bride, all fat and wide. Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.
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I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?
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Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
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Even when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important.
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I'm sure some cynical people would point to that as the main reason for doing it for a lot of people.
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Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
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I swam at school a lot. Long-distance swimming in pools, and diving, then when we moved to Hastings when I was 13 I used to swim in the sea all the time I loved it out of season and when it was rough.
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I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach.
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I'm a real Kentish maid, you know.
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I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do.
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