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I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.

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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
Actor
Actress
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Comedian
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Nurse
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
Wandsworth Town
Josephine Grace Brand
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It is unrealistic to expect an entire profession to be completely good. There are bound to be some individuals who are stressed, who are unkind, who are a bit rubbish at their job, who are in the wrong career.
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There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.
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I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days.
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I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
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I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make a comment on your appearance when they don't even know you.
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Even when I wasn't overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn't important.
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People can forgive each other.
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I'm not a flag waver for obesity. It's not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it.
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I think a lot of women are incredibly tough and they're just really admirable. Especially the way that, given what they've got, they just manage to carry on.
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Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.
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I think there's a far more general audience now because I've done more populist stuff on telly.
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Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed 'cause the initial style you couldn't watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me.
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I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other ways.
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I think people tend to believe that women who are successful are probably neglecting their children, possibly a bit hard-nosed and that they don't really support other women very much - that they're men-haters and ball-breakers. I've certainly been on the receiving end of those 'compliments' for most of my career.
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I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.
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When I was a nurse I never had much money, and I was still happy then.
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Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
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I like the purity of stand-up because it is all about whether people laugh at your jokes. Either they laugh or they don't.
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There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
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Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
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