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I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person.

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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
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Josephine Grace Brand
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By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.
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Some men are deeply likable but have attitudes I don't like. Does that mean I should completely dismiss them? It's like saying: if someone votes Tory can you like them? And, yes, I can. I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other ways. We have a tendency to oversimplify things.
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Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.
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