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I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind.
Jo Brand
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Jo Brand
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: May 3
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Wandsworth Town
Josephine Grace Brand
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Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue?
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Being Christian towards poor people means trying to improve their lives and give them back some self-respect.
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I'd love to live in Kent but it's all a question of work.
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I've never been a fan of euphemism.
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Usually, what people in the public eye do is pick two charities and just exclusively work for them. But that means you have to turn people down all the time, so I try and do something for everyone that asks me, at least once.
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It's actually very hard when you're settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go.
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I remember when Victoria Wood started to come through, and I thought she was great, though she and I are very different in our approach.
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I wouldn't say I was organised at all. I just have to prioritise. Is it more important for them to be organised, or to have their dinner, do you know what I mean?
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It's very difficult to learn not to take nasty heckles personally.
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I think it's difficult, if you're a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately.
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My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
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I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
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Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them.
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There's lots of different feminist groups. It's not as straightforward as just looking like a plumber.
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As the Tories know, the problem with setting yourself up as a shining example for others to follow is that when you get caught out, that proverbial substance really hits the fan.
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I have friends who vote Tory, and I'm appalled, but that's not to say they're not great people in so many other ways.
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Let's face it: I am not a professional runner.
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When you get to know someone, you find there's something nasty in their woodshed.
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