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Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz.

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Jimmy Pardo
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 27
Comedian
Podcaster
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Stand-Up Comedian
Chicago
Illinois
James Ronald Pardo
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Wiz
Almost
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