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The last time I drank, I drove into a ditch, which doesn't sound like that big of a deal, but I stopped at the ditch, looked left and right, then drove into the ditch.
Jimmy Pardo
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Jimmy Pardo
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: July 27
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James Ronald Pardo
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