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In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.
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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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