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You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'

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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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