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This week, Georgia's board of education approved a plan that allows teachers to keep using the word Evolution when teaching biology. Though, as a compromise, dinosaurs are now called Jesus Horses.

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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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