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Yesterday the CEO of Citigroup said that he can understand why all these Occupy Wall Street protesters are so frustrated. In fact, he felt so bad for them, he gave himself a $10 million sympathy bonus.

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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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