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During an interview, former President George W. Bush discussed his painting hobby and said, 'Never paint your wife or your mother.' Then he added, 'Because it's almost impossible to get the paint out of their hair.'

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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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