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President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in the world could tell him he picked one of the lamest possible superpowers.
Jimmy Fallon
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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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