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There are reports that Kim Jong Un climbed North Korea's highest mountain. Kim Jong Un said all it took to climb that mountain was hard work, determination, and lying about climbing that mountain.
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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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