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Ten Delta Airlines baggage handlers were arrested for smuggling drugs into Detroit. Yeah, you can tell Delta was involved, because the drugs were supposed to be smuggled into Chicago.

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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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