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In Pakistan anti-American protesters set a Kentucky Fried chicken restaurant on fire. The protesters mistakenly thought they were attacking high-ranking U.S. military official Colonel Sanders.

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Jimmy Fallon
Age: 50
Born: 1974
Born: September 19
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