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What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

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Jimmy Durante
Age: 86 †
Born: 1893
Born: February 10
Died: 1980
Died: January 28
Comedian
Film Actor
Jazz Musician
Pianist
Recording Artist
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Schnozzola
James Francis Durante
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Relaxation
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