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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante
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Jimmy Durante
Age: 86 †
Born: 1893
Born: February 10
Died: 1980
Died: January 28
Comedian
Film Actor
Jazz Musician
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Recording Artist
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Stage Actor
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Voice Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
Schnozzola
James Francis Durante
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