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I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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