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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.
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TV's not the same buzz. If someone tells you three million people watched the show last week, that's good but, when you walk out in front of 1,000, you think, 'Oh my God, this had better be good'.
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I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
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If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
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A big girl once came up to me after a show and said I think you're fatist. I said No, no. I think you're fattest.
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It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all.
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I worry about my nan. If she's alone and falls, does she make a noise? I'm joking, she's dead.
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Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
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Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I'd stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
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When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!
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I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.
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You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
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I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
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A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I said, 'All right, but we won't get much done.'
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The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
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I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it
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Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead.
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All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.
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