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Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
Film Actor
Humorist
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
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Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.
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The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
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A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
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Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!
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I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
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If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.
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All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an hour and a half must be.
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I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
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You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
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When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!
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My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.
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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
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Boxers don't have sex before a fight. Do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
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Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
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I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
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I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.
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My mum told me the best time to ask my dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I'd ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying Can I have a new bike?. He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.
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