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Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
Film Actor
Humorist
Radio Personality
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
Writer
James Anthony Patrick Carr
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
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I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
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Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
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There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys. Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?
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I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26.
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But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked.
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My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
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I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.
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I may be middle class, but I'm hard. 'Al dente', you could say.
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When I was a kid I had an imaginary friend and I used to think that he went everywhere with me, and that I could talk to him and that he could hear me, and that he could grant me wishes and stuff. And then I grew up, and I stopped going to church.
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When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
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Eighteen years since the Chernobyl disaster. Is it just me surprized? Still no superheroes!
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The 2012 Olympics is going to cost £8 billion which is a lot of money. It'll probably bankrupt London. But you can't put a price on two bronze medals in cycling.
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When people come over to my house for dinner, I always have a vegetarian option. They can make do, or they can **** off!
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Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, Yes, who did you think it was?
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A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
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I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.
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