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Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation.

Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr
Age: 52
Born: 1972
Born: September 15
Comedian
Film Actor
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Stand-Up Comedian
Television Presenter
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James Anthony Patrick Carr
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British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
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I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you could watch it on TV for nothing.
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Saying that you don't believe in magic but do believe in god is a bit like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except labradors.
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Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with 'I can't talk now, I'm going into a tunnel'.
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I think they got it wrong with Saddam Hussein. They thought he had the A-Bomb. Instead he had a bomb.
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I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
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If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
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I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog's just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that prevent you from making the most of the time that you have.
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If I'm at home for the weekend - and that is almost never - I tend to get twitchy at about eight o'clock in the evening because my body clock is timed to go on stage. I don't know what to do with myself.
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But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people, we're the one person facing in the opposite direction - yet we have this overwhelming desire to be liked.
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You never want to be the grumpy guy, although I do have quite a grumpy face.
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My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen.
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My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian.
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I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'
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It's so clear cut with a comedian - you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don't. And so you either love us or you simply cannot see why people are laughing.
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You go, well you can't joke about race. Well if you're from a different race and that's your experience of the world and you want to talk about that, then fine. Or you can't talk about disability, but disabled comics can talk about that.
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